I just saw my sisters black bra on her bed and I thought it was my dog and patted it b y e
“She’s great. She’s really great person, and easy to work with. Fantastic. … it’s real exciting to see her outside of the [Harry Potter] series and what she’s able to do. She’s not only pulling it off, but she’s blowing people away with her performance.”
I just saw that DJ Earworm uploaded United State of Pop 2013, and I was like ‘what the hell. why? it’s so early for that.”
BUT THEN I REALIZED IT’S ALREADY FUCKING DECEMBER AND IT’S ACTUALLY NOT EARLY AND WHERE DID THE YEAR GO???!?!!??
Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making
this is the type of bullshit you have to put up with in public school
Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate youDay 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbagMonth 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRRMonth 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? PleaseMonth 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.Year 1: One down. 17 to go…Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEARTYear 3: Oh thank god that’s overYear 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shitYear 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS
Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?
year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!
i dont even know why i bother developing crushes if all im going to do is stare at you from a distance everyday until I mentally decide to break up with you
Live and let live.
Watching, making, enjoying movies - That's what I do, and what I want to do.
Logan Lerman. Daniel Sharman. Emma Watson. Teen Wolf. B∆STILLE. Percy Jackson. Movies.